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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

16.06.2025 00:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What can I do to deal with disrespectful children?

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Do you think the number of sissies is on the rise?

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Is there an ideal number of sessions in individual psychotherapy? Is there any point in continuing after reaching it?

Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How does a man look at you when he is in love?

No, not a chance

Then came..

Still no good.

How did Kate Mulgrew feel about Jeri Ryan joining the cast of Star Trek: Voyager?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do Democrats look like snowflakes and Republicans look like Vikings?

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Taking five minutes a day to do this can improve happiness, study finds - San Francisco Chronicle

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

4 Nutrients You Should Be Eating to Help Lower Dementia Risk, According to a New Study - EatingWell

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Scientists detect light passing through entire human head, opening new doors for brain imaging - Medical Xpress

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How can you determine which type of underwear to wear with different styles of clothing, such as dresses?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

How should one handle an uninvited guest at a small, intimate wedding ceremony? Is it appropriate to ask them not to attend?

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

No way

Is Jesus God almighty?