What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 10:04

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What's your wildest & weirdest fantasy?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
What's a memory from your childhood that shaped who you are today?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why was the rock band Kiss so successful?
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Did Meghan Markle Use Her College boyfriend For Star Power?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Still no good
So they tried
Is having white skin really that attractive?
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
How can fashion design be used to make a political statement in popular culture, and society?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Loons and Moons