What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
16.06.2025 00:42

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No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What can I do to deal with disrespectful children?
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Do you think the number of sissies is on the rise?
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How does a man look at you when he is in love?
No, not a chance
Then came..
Still no good.
How did Kate Mulgrew feel about Jeri Ryan joining the cast of Star Trek: Voyager?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why do Democrats look like snowflakes and Republicans look like Vikings?
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Taking five minutes a day to do this can improve happiness, study finds - San Francisco Chronicle
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
4 Nutrients You Should Be Eating to Help Lower Dementia Risk, According to a New Study - EatingWell
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
No way